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What better did we have to do on the 25th, 26th and 27th...

December 25, 2004

Noelene said you lied about the box. I can't for the life of me figure out why you would have lied about it. I hate her for lying to me. Damn her and everything she stands for. If she is right beside you right now........I love you Noelene:)

I am going to do some arts and crafts today. My project will of course be a Shawn box and a Noelene box for I am quite confident I will be receiving a lot of gifts from you guys over the coming years....I can't wait. You guys should know that I usually take a medium and am not a huge fan of pink. I believe you have known me long enough to know my likes and dislikes. That is why we are best friends.

Noelene has been cc'd for obvious reasons. She needs to know that I don't love pink and I take a medium. Oh yeah, I may also need dentures. I should have all my teeth pulled and have a full set of dentures. I believe removable teeth will make me popular with the fellas.....hahahahaha.....sorry Jesus, that was unholy of me.

Teej (of Teej, Shawn, and Leon)

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Subject: RE: well
Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 12:12:54 -0800

ok i'll get some snacks.. there is a teej box,
come over sometime and i'll show you muhhahahahahahhaha
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HAHAHAHAHAHA....I just read your Noel, Noel of no one.......hahahahahah that's funny. I may have soiled myself.....again....hahahahahaha. Now I am embaressed. I hate it when I soil myself.

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My dearest Tami...or should I say not so dearest!!! OMG so quick in I mean I am not at work for one day and already you are betraying me. Yes this is right I think you are evil and I no longer can come over to your desk to chat with you. Why... WHY am I Noel from Noel of no one who sits up front by herself and has no real friends because they all leave her for better friends or take her own friends away.

So why you ask am I sooooo Up set after I give you what you say is the most wonderful Christmas prestent ever!!!!! I don't understand I am so confused!!! Why why do you say you understand me and say you will keep me in the loop when you really really don't.

Ok so I am over at Shauns and reading all his emails Yes that right ALL his emails the emails that you said would be forwarded to me...than I go check my email and what do I!!!! ONE email....no one loves me!!! I may have to hurt myself now.!!

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NOEL FROM NOEL OF NO ONE......HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME I READ IT. I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT HURT YOURSELF LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD. I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING SOONER. IF YOU HAVE IN FACT HURT YOURSELF OR WORSE YET, ENDED IT ALL, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS EMAIL. IF YOU HAVE ONLY HURT YOURSELF RATHER THAN KILLING YOURSELF, I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU WHEN YOUR INJURIES HAVE HEALED. PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO SPEAK TO ME UNTIL ALL INJURIES HAVE HEALED AS I GET GROSSED OUT PRETTY EASILY. ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE BEATEN YOURSELF ABOUT THE FACE.

YOUR FRIEND,

TEEJ (OF TEEJ AND NOEL)

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STOP BEING MEAN TO NOEL!!!!!!!!!!! SHE DOES NOT DESERVE THAT...........

MAKE HER A NOEL BOX RIGHT NOW......DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT TRY TO TURN ME AND HER AGAINST EACH OTHER....IT WILL NOT WORK.

TEEJ (OF TEEJ, NOEL, AND SHAWN)

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heheh you said i like to box the tami


shawn

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Thanks Tami for being a true friend.... But it is not necesary for you to force Shawn to make me my own box or folder but it really won't mean the same thing. Its you he like to box.

PS shawn, there are many cards from other people on tami's desk along with some fun other things Please advise if any of this appeals to new box items.

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i thought you were being DIRRRTY
but i now know that u mean to put tami things in a box

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You do like to box the Tami. So this would be a perfect time.... for example, Tami is in the kitchen with Sylvia doing the lunch thing. So the desk is empty...Oh I know what you want...ok done.


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heheh you said i like to box the tami


shawn

what the hell has been going on while i was at lunch?


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heheh you said i like to box the tami


shawn

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I must ask that you stop stealing from my desk. If there are things to go in my box (hahahahaha) I will be the one to supply them. What goes in my box (hahahahahah) has to first be approved by myself.

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Thanks Tami for being a true friend.... But it is not necesary for you to force Shawn to make me my own box or folder but it really won't mean the same thing. Its you he like to box.

PS shawn, there are many cards from other people on tami's desk along with some fun other things Please advise if any of this appeals to new box items.

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I hear you have some stolen objects from my desk. Thanks for making this the worst christmas ever. That magnet was what made christmas special for me. I also hear there may be stolen goods out there that have already made it to yourself, or are perhaps on their way to you. All you have to do is ask and you may have things to put in my box. I will not be friends with thieves such as yourselves. I feel as though I don't even know you guys anymore.

Teej (of Teej and only Teej)

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Noelene,

I am finally seeing what is going on here. You are stealing from me yet you tell me about it. You are trying to make me hate you and therefore eventually hate Shawn. I will have you know that I will never turn my back (or box) on Shawn. You can stop stealing from me Leon, for I will supply him with the goods. It is time to cut out the middle man....goodbye forever Noel. Thanks for introducing me to my new friend. Your services are no longer needed.

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What are you talking about...you would have never ever know the snowman was missing if it wasn't for those medalling kids AKA Sly. You don't even know if anything more is missing, and you even checked. How important are these objects to you if you don't even know they are gone... At some point you will need to let go and realize that it is only a material thing and the bond that holds this friend ship together is much stronger.

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WHERE THE HELL IS MY LIPSTICK?????? I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU STOLE IT FOR MY BOX I WILL KILL YOU. IF SHE HAS ALREADY GIVEN IT TO YOU SHAWN, MAY I PLEASE HAVE IT BACK.

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Please ignore my previous email. The lipstick in question has been located. Shawn, I must ask that you no longer communicate with Leon. She is a liar. A liar and a thief. She will only hurt you in the end. Or steal from you. Do not turn your back on her for she will steal your goods or stab you in the back.

I will give you a few moments to say your goodbyes. You no longer need her for I have lots of fun stuff planned for us.

Teej (of Teej and Shawn)

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I am very sorry that you are feeling this way Noel, but from what I hear it
won't be a problem after about a month or so. I am told that is when Shawn
will grow tired of me and you may have him all to yourself once again. I
have advised him that perhaps we should cut all ties now to avoid the
awkwardness in a month or so. If this is a pattern of his Leon, perhaps we
should both set him free now and you and I can build upon our friendship.
It's really for his own good for he has become addicted to the Teej too
quickly and will probably burn out in no time. Noel, I must ask that the
next time you are at his home you steal the "Teej" box for I do not want him
rocking himself to sleep each night while holding my card and poppy.

Noel, you mean more to me than life itself and it pains me to see you this
way. If we are to ditch him I must ask that you bump up the computer use
for he feeds a need that I have and I will need you to do the same. There
must be a minimum of 10 emails daily and you must be prepared to converse
with me constantly via MSN. If you can guarantee these things I am ready to
move forward with out friendship. If you cannot, then I am sorry but it's
me and Shawn....at least for the next month anyways.

In closing I would like to say that you guys have given me the best week of
my life and I will cherish it always.

Your friend,
Teej (of Teej, Noel and Shawn)

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Hello frineds I once had.

I think my problem is a bit different then you both. Yes you both are
compulsive obsessive people and I am not. My problem is a bit different
then yours. Yes I know you both thought I was perfect but its true I am
not...pretty close mind you.

Well I may not wake up every morning and rush into work just to open my
email because I don't have a computer at home, and I may not get up early
every morning even on my days off just to see if I have any mail. But I do
have a Problem...Yes I know its hard to comprehend that I Noel of no one has
a problem. But its true, I do.

Well so I get a bit jealous from time to time, I sure its really not as
compulsive as you both. It's not like I follow people to see what there
doing with out me, or hack on to peoples emails to see if there talking
about me. Well maybe just one time. But that was a special situation!!! My
boyfriend just cheated on my 6 times really...the poor guy, I think they
have now released him from Riverview. Anyways, don't worry about me I will
keep my jealousy to a minimum, just because I slowly get pushed out of the
picture doesn't mean anything, It won't bother me I won't hunt you both
down..My roommate is a cop, I don't have access to a gun...

Don't be angry with me because Its a sickness and I have no control. I am
not angry with you because of your compulsive disorders. Sure we may be
different and we each have our own disorder of some sort. But this doesn't
mean we all can't be friends.

Noelene

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Dearest Noel,

You are correct that our initial intentions were in fact to stalk each other. But clearly we have found a best friend in one another. There is something magical that you cannot deny. As for stealing, I have informed Shawn that I will gladly give him things to put in my box. He understands this. Therefore thievery is not required. Unless Shawn still wants you to steal stuff for said box. In that case it is fine. It makes it a little more dangerous.......That way I will always wonder what is in my box.

Noelene, stop trying to medle in our lives.

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Ok, I really don’t know where to go with this any more? Shawn do you want me to get you stuff for your box or not? Please just speak freely and let me know. Or do I have to start going out and purchasing new things and pretend they are Tami’s so you can carry on with your day-to-day life.

I feel that you both have somewhat steered off track of the intent of the original phone conversation. I am pretty sure Tami was supposed to be looking for you or finding out where you lived and or worked and I was not supposed to help her. When I came into work the following day the understanding was still clear but then Tami asked for Shawn’s email address. This was never off limits and truthfully she harassed me all day until I gave it to her.

All I what to know is….WHEN…tell me when the real stocking is starting?

PS. I think Tami may have stole my headset…I thought we discussed that office supplies were off limits.!!! DAMN YOU.

Have a great day.

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You think that's funny. I just came to my mother house and discovered my brother and one of his friends drinking.....guess what? You guessed it. Teej now has a crown box that is being renamed the Shawn box. I swear to god I damn neared soiled myself. FYI Shawn, this does of course mean you will need to start giving me things to put in said box. I expect many things from you so I am already looking for a second box.

I can't wait to receive all the stuff from you.

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Shawn I just want you to know I walked over to Shawn at our works desk and he also has the same Tami box...its a bit scary really, so many people with identical Tami boxes...what is next Tami Tattoos, Tami shirts, Tami shoes??! The only difference is that he seems to have alcohol in his Tami box apposed to actual Tami paraphernalia.

PS. Stop getting me in trouble

PSS. STOP GETTING ME IN TROUBLE

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FYI....I kinda like the "Tami" tattoo thing. Shawn, any chance of that? If you really were my best friend you would do it.

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By "we" can all learn a lesson, I think you mean "you" can learn a lesson. The lesson being that you must not mess with the Teej. You have no one to blame but yourself for what has happened to you this afternoon. This time it was your headset, next time I may tamper with your breaks. I told you before Noelene, you can't mess with mine and Shawn's friendship. I believe it was an act of god that brought us together. Stop being jealous and leave us alone. You have Michelle. Shawn is now mine.

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Please don't hate me. I may be bipolar. I do not know what I want anymore.

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I am not sure...maybe because my email is crap...but does it matter anymore!

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alright fine. thank you for keeping me entertained. who is this dog that you speak of?

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ok, because you have OCD, this is the last email I will send you....so that mean you will receive nohting after this until tomorrow...Shawn do you understand this. Go walk the poor dog, before people get worried.

ps..i like the genital warts

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You should know shawn is alive. he has just made contact. i guess that means i no longer need you. thanks for everything. if he does die though, i will once again welcome you with open arms....but only if he dies.

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Dearest Noel.

I truly am sorry about the bastard. (the bleeding asshole guy, not Shawn) Is it wrong that I kinda hope Shawn bleeds from the asshole a little bit? Sorry Shawn, but you angered me. Angry Teej has come out to play. I hope someone doesn't break into your home and shove your ipod up your ass.

I love you Noelene.

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So typical of him...I understand and its ok...

PS ... Still shaking from bastard on phone.

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he is home but is playing with his ipod. i'm not sure if it really is an ipod or if he has named his genitalia "ipod". i am not sure of what he is actually playing with. I am gonna say that it is the electronic device for he is my best friend and I will not think of him treating his body like an amusement park ride. That would be wrong.

I must now go home and play with my cat. By cat I mean Ruby, and not my genitalia...hahahahahaha....god I crack me up. Sometimes it's so hard being this hilarious. I can barely stand myself.

Till tomorrow Noel. Please don't forget to tell me about the bleeding rectum for I am giddy with anticipation.

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Ok really this is the last one,

Thank you for your concern I do look forward to discuss at great length tomorrow. Again I don't know if Shawn really is home or not because not once was contact made with me...but i would not expect more..

go walk dog.

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Please note....since the un-necessary removal of my head set...there has been some system problems. For example the receiver part that I talk into is now positioned at my nose...customers just can't seem to hear me. There also seems to be some plastic thing protruding from the right side of my head.

Please remember that no Tami or Noelenes are to get hurt, destroyed or tossed aside in this game. All items that are removed are to be cared for like it was their own...for example they can be placed in a box for safekeeping. We can all learn a lesson from this traumatic experience.

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It was very funny. In fact I am still laughing. How come your email doesn't show what you are responding to. Therefore I can only assume that you are saying that the funny thing was the crown box that my brother has.

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lol, that is really funny...hahahahahahhahaha

well maybe i had to be there.

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Ok so I am not sure why I posted that and I am hoping there are know doubles....

Bed Buddies

Does anyone else share this problem? Since moving in with my boyfriend I fear going to sleep after him. Maybe he is just the lightest sleeper in the world - I don't know but I tell you I am not quite. I am used to having my own room, my own bed, my own covers and my own Stuff.

So I get the how to share thing... and it's not that I don't enjoy it, it’s just that I feel bad if I disturb and it sucks.

I watched 24 then some other random programs and Paul went to bed maybe 15 minutes before me. I give up on TV, go brush my teeth, wash my face and all that jazz and tip top into bed, right over the creek in the floor and into the bed. All is good I get to bed find the position and lay there for a minute…hmmm I seem to be antsy. I roll over, I throw the covers off, I try laying on my back.

So yeah, I woke him up…after that I tried lying still for I don’t know how long and I just wanted to get up and scream…every bone in my body wanted to move. So I find myself here in my living room trying to get tired but in reality I am wide awake….maybe it’s the time change.

Mooo

I think Dairy products hate me. This is new - I want my milk, I want that damn mustache on my face. WHY I TELL YOU WHY!!

Soy it is.