Breaking Wind

What does it symbolize once you have broken wind in front of your significant other? Does it mean comfort, true love or you’re just too lazy to squeeze your bum muscles so nothing comes out. I guess you could get up and go to another room but it’s a tiny apartment it doesn’t matter where I go, its going to smell everywhere eventually. Although I do think mine smell like roses... I think some people may debate me on this but...what ever.

My personal favorite is the cup and through. Those of you who don't know what this is I will explain. While comfortable snuggling together and you know that you are going to break wind...that’s when you take your hand place it over your butt cup the fart and then throw it in your partners face. And believe me it works, Many people are quite skeptic until someone does it to them. But I can't take the credit on this one; it was my child hood friend (Carmen) who taught me this. Those who know Carmen should not be one little bit surprised at this moment.

So the next time you are nuzzled up on the couch with your honey and you feel something coming on try the cup and through - it’s a great way to break the ice.