Toes

My feet are cute. Toes on some people are cute. Although I do have to admit sometimes when I see hair on guys toes its .. well its a turn off. But I never realized my fascination with the human foot until the other day when I noticed that my Big toes are abnormally larger then most peoples big toes... Then I started searching out people wearing sandals and throngs (side note: Socks and sandals is wrong) so the search began and I realized that not everyone’s toes are in line top to bottom Big to small. That’s right there are people out there with second toe (aka on hand pointing finger) that’s longer then the big toe, for me this is different as my toes are not like this, so I dove into it more and realized its pretty common. What’s with peoples baby toes turning side ways and they practically have not nail left...ehhhh. After I started speaking of my toe obsession to co-workers and friends (and yes they think i am crazy)I realized people think so many different things about toes...If you have a fat Big toe it means wisdom??? If Your pointing toe is longer then your Big toe it means good sex drive?? Who comes up with these and has there been a full study done on this? hmmm toes.

Fall Fall Fall

I fell down!

hehehe no I didn't its fall and I am leaving for England on October 21st and I have not yet bought my ticket as I have not yet saved any funds for this.... Problem nahh, I will figure it out some way or another. I can always stand on a corner and squeegee a car...right didn't you say $30 an hour, and if I don't have a crack habit I can continue to work all day and this is tax free....wow I think I have a plan, I can even bring clean water, the Vancouverites won't know what hit them!! WTF clean water not piss! Or I can just hope and pray that a visa shows up to my house sooner then later and I can pay for the flight that way, I also still have to get an out fit for the wedding a hat and finish my gift and help with the stag and get a b-day present for Paul and Sarah.....ahahhahhhhhhhhhhhh I may be going crazy...

Shit its fall and I have to leave in October....am I going to get this done!

I can't cook

I new I couldn't really cook, but I did think I had some skill to do the basic's. But I think I was wrong, because tonight I tried to make turkey breast wrapped in bacon with corn and potatoes...easy right.

well Noel fucked it up...hahha, ok I over cooked the turkey, and the bacon was undercooked - go figure?

The Corn, was old and freezer burnt so there for it was NASTY and the potatoes, well I just didn't cook them long enough...so I suck at cooking.

As I have been told before, "It would be harder if there wasn't any"

www.cookingforidiots.com

Crazy Kids....

You would think I would go on and on about all the annoying/crazy kids at the mall.

Yes I made the decision to go to Metrotown on a holiday, yes it was a holiday when most people go to the mall for a dreaded thing called "back to school".

BUT NO, I am not here to bitch about the kids.... the kids were great I had no problem with the kids. It was all the damn mothers...yes that's right the damn mother with there big ass strollers walking in the mall banging at my ankles as they attempt to forcefully pass me. Come on really there should be some kind of STROLLER RESTRICTION .... at least two times a year..."back to school" and "Christmas". Don't think I don't remember Christmas that's even worse, because the strollers also seem to be loaded not only with child but with bag, many many bags...some times I wonder if child is even in stoller.

Come on Moms, get a babysitter, ask dad to stay home for once...just stop wounding me below me knees!!