Can you parallel park?

Oh my god, so Shawn and I went for our normal Saturday morning breaky and I parked my car on Main Street and we crossed over to Five point and sat on the patio for breakfast. Just after we were served our coffee I noticed a small Asian man and his wife parking behind my car, I noticed because he was going on such a sharp angel that he was almost hitting the tree on the side walk, so I pointed this out to Shawn and we sat and watched as he attempted to park his car and hitting the back of my car for the first time. Then his wife got out of the car and he decided to pull up even more and at this point hit my car again. Then he got out of his car and they both walked to the store they were parking in front of and it was closed. So then he decided to get back in his car AGAIN and AGAIN he hit my car ok so he wasn’t hitting it hard otherwise I would have been over there the very first time he hit it. But hell after the third time I got my ass out of my seat crossed the street walked right up to the back of my car and said you hit my car not once not twice but THREE times gesturing erratically. Then his wife runs over NO no no no no we did not hit car no no I said I was sitting there watching you the hole time, I said don't worry there is no damage but you NEED to take some Driving lessons....she is like oh but it very small spot...HELLO I could have parked two of my VW golf’s in that spot. So what ever not a huge deal, more entertaining then anything. So the day goes on and as we are coming out of Tim's with our coffee I am walking up to my car and there is a pretty good size scrape about a foot and a half long on my front corner bumper...I was pissed, Like FUCK Vancouver can no one drive out here?? I came to Vancouver with my car from the burbs and I tell you it was dent and scratch free then I come and live out here and holey fuck I need to triple my insurance! I think don't move your car from your garage unless you know how the FUCK to drive and PARK!!